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Translate   13 years ago

The best thing about alcohol hand gel in hospitals isn't the hygiene.. but that everyone walks around like they're hatching a dastardly plan.

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Oops, sorry- meant to say, I've seen this and so agree! @lukeni
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    Translate   13 years ago

    Jewish Greed My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's suffering girlfriend for years now. I always wondered what kept them together. Then I saw the swear jar.

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      Translate   13 years ago

      Duckface I saw some ducks in the park looking at their reflection in the water. I'm pretty sure they were practicing their teenage slut face.

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        Translate   13 years ago

        Love Love is like a fart. If you have to force it....it's probably shit.

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