Lion Joke Where do lions get their clothes from? JUNGLE SALE
Train Joke How do you know a train is eating? You can hear it CHEW CHEW
Bird Jokes What do you call birds that like to attack ships? Parrots of the Caribbean
If You Must (My Love) My love Don't steal,lie or cheat but if you must steal, steal my heart, if you must lie, lie next to me everyday and night and If you must cheat, cheat death because I can't live a day without you
Skeleton Joke Why did the skeleton not jump off the cliff? Because it had no guts
