Hot Dog What did the dog say when he went to the Hot Dog place. How could you do this to my family!!!!!!

If Your True If your true then I'll love you If your not I'll feel blue If your true your my BFF If your not you Stink

Yes Sir Did you hear about the man who fell over board in the Irish navy. He got stung by nettles.

Bear meets Rabbit Bear says to rabbit do you have trouble with shit sticking to your fur. Rabbit replies no! So bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his but with him. HaHa

The Kerry Woman My Granny's friend lives in Kerry and here's what happened. Emily is her name. Emily says to Una my curtains look wrinkly even wrinklier than me. Una says why don't you iron them but don't take them down just lean against them. So Emily grabbed the iron leaned against them. And she fell out the window and busted a hip. Oops