Beauty Bible Did you know, girls, if you shower your hair with cold water, your hair will be salon style shiny? JodieMaay xx

FAQ Maybe you could give others advice?: Some people have e-mailed me a question and I have the question for the week: I'm not a pretty girl or popular. But when a boy asked me out, I was overjoyed! He always would call me, text me, and hang with me at lunchtimes. At first it was sweet and i was really glad i was loved! A couple of weeks had gone by after that, and i decided to consider dumping him- I felt like a user because i knew i didn't love him...! Not only that- i loved him like a brother not a boyfriend. So eventually I dumped and i explained to him that it was my fault not his. A week after the break-up, my best mate, told me he had a new girlfriend and i couldn't breathe..... I felt so used, and i knew i only felt like this because I knew that i wasn't pretty or popular- how could a guy even think about dating me?! Please can you help me, i need to understand me feelings..... sandyjanye367

Hey Everyonee Please could you read 'That'll teach her' because I need you to decide if its good or not , then I will continue to write! Thanks; JodieMaay:') xx

That'll Teach Her Sunday 11.00am In My Bedroom. I had to literally drag myself out of bed today. One reason being partially that Mum was ranting and raving for me to get out of bed, and the other being my cat, Dizzy, had quite literally scratched my eyes out. Ouch. 11.04am I was just kidding about the eye scratching thing. However I do have quite a slash along my cheeks. 12.02pm Ooo. How very rare it is to see that the fridge has some decent beans in it. Although... They do go off tomorrow. I knew it was too good to be true. How come Polly, my little 3 year old sister, who has actually got a smaller stomach than me (not that I have checked, but you get the gist...), gets more edible food than me, who needs food desperately or else I will probably die if starvation? Why? WHY? 12.54pm Yeah, i agree the last WHY? Was more dramatic than it was supposed to be. Monday 7.45am Walking to Schoolio with Flo. "Whats your cunning plan then?" Flo asked me. "Ahh, clearly you are too dim to understand yet , that before you can say 'Mum! I'VE DROPPED MY PANTIES DOWN THE WAZZARIUM' I will become a girlfriend of a hottie' Then Flo had to ruin the morning - by screaming like a banshee and a half. "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING MEE??!!" "What have you wet your pants or has your bra un-pinged?" "No its just .., hahahahahahahaahahahah-" "Flo, please talk un-like a poo and a half" "hhahahahaahah- you're planning on going out with a hottie..." "..." - Yeah, thats me being unusually speechless. "I'm sor-" "No, Flo, you have just killed the mo!" And I stormed off like stormin' Norman. That'll teach her.

That'll Teach Her Sunday 11.00am In My Bedroom. I had to literally drag myself out of bed today. One reason being partially that Mum was ranting and raving for me to get out of bed, and the other being my cat, Dizzy, had quite literally scratched my eyes out. Ouch. 11.04am I was just kidding about the eye scratching thing. However I do have quite a slash along my cheeks. 12.02pm Ooo. How very rare it is to see that the fridge has some decent beans in it. Although... They do go off tomorrow. I knew it was too good to be true. How come Polly, my little 3 year old sister, who has actually got a smaller stomach than me (not that I have checked, but you get the gist...), gets more edible food than me, who needs food desperately or else I will probably die if starvation? Why? WHY? 12.54pm Yeah, i agree the last WHY? Was more dramatic than it was supposed to be. Monday 7.45am Walking to Schoolio with Flo. "Whats your cunning plan then?" Flo asked me. "Ahh, clearly you are too dim to understand yet , that before you can say 'Mum! I'VE DROPPED MY PANTIES DOWN THE WAZZARIUM' I will become a girlfriend of a hottie' Then Flo had to ruin the morning - by screaming like a banshee and a half. "OH MY GOD, ARE YOU KIDDING MEE??!!" "What have you wet your pants or has your bra un-pinged?" "No its just .., hahahahahahahaahahahah-" "Flo, please talk un-like a poo and a half" "hhahahahaahah- you're planning on going out with a hottie..." "..." - Yeah, thats me being unusually speechless. "I'm sor-" "No, Flo, you have just killed the mo!" And I stormed off like stormin' Norman. That'll teach her.