Jokes 1.What is brown and sticky? A stick! 2. What room can a dinosaur not fit in? A mushroom! 3. What do you call a flying primate? An air baboon! Say this fast 3 times: Shakes wakey Sally Three benevolent elephants took the elevator I hope you liked them!

Chinchilla Invasion An extremely super duper long time ago, chinchillas raided the planet. First, the started by eating all the pizzas in the world. Second, they robbed all the banks they could find. A chinchilla called Fernando chased all the dinosaurs out of the country and out of the world so according to all the ancient Greeks, the dinosaurs obviously drowned in the water as they did actually believe that the world was floating in water. Enough of that though, let's move onto something else. The chinchillas called the Fluffy animals ( which is quite long so let's just call them chinchillas) moved into houses in India which was very nice, but, they did have to move out because they were chased away by ants that were the size of dogs which, according to the ancient Greeks again could have really lived about 3 billion kazillion years ago, about the time that cave men kept hitting themselves with things so they eventually died out. The chinchillas kept listening to boring old dinosaur music and kept on robbing even more banks which was quite boring after about a million years of boringness and laziness. Then Fernando decided to defeat the sun and become a living not so living, God. He gathered up weapons and a space ship. The chinchillas were so happy that they had cloud stew for supper. Fernando was happy and the next morning and the two hundredth millionth morning of living, he set off for the adventure. First he set off along an extremely long and boring forever lasting staircase that took ten minutes to climb up. When Fernando put his rocket down on the sleek platform, he slipped on a banana peel and fell into the rocket. Fernando pushed the big pizza sized rainbow coloured button and went soaring through the air like a very slow tortoise who had eaten a slowing down potion. After a few seconds time which felt like a billion years, Fernando landed on the sun. Fernando stepped out of the rocket and froze. He was freezing! Fernando took out his sword with his freezing hands and struck the sun. Nothing happened. He did it again. Nothing happened. Fernando walked into his rocket extremely pleased with himself. Fernando came home to his friends and told them all about his fascinating adventure. THE END