Dear Exam Gods Why oh why exam gods, have you decided to curse me with a memory of a sieve?! I read and write and memorise yet it still goes in one ear and out the other! Oh exam gods, for 2 hours tomorrow, just bless me with a pen that works! A pencil that doesn't break! And a rubber that doesn't turn the paper into a torn black smudge! And please... please... please exam gods... Please allow me to revise without thinking I have better things to do, such as laundry, house tidying, food shopping and checking Facebook every 20 minutes. Please exam gods... I know I could have started revising earlier than the day before, but just this once... I am on my knees... Let the fire alarm go off or create a snow day in May! It's all I ask exam gods... Just let me pass and I promise I'll start revising properly for my next exam....... eventually.
