Husbands' Diary Saturday morning I got up early, dressed quietly, grabbed my golf bag, tried not to wake my wife, sneaked quietly into garage & proceeded to back out into....a torrential rain ! Wind was blowing at 50 mph.I pulled back into the garage, turned on the radio & discovered that the weather would be bad through out the day. Disappointed I went back into the house,quie tly undressed, and sneaked back into bed. There I cuddled up to my wife's back & whispered: 'The weather out there is terrible. 'My beautiful and loving wife replied: I know... and can you believe my stupid husband is out there playing golf in that terrible weather!!?! 'I still don't know to this day if she was joking. But I have stopped playing golf ...

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