#fuckballs
Trying to get #fuckballs trending Worldwide,
Could probably do it with you all on my side,
It's positive and negative so useful to all,
But you can't really use the singular: "fuckball"
Music
"is that all you ever think about, music?"
"well, when you've got the music, you've always got a friend, that's why I'm never lonely. Remember that."
Simple Simon
Simple Simon met a pie-man on his way to the fair,
To the pie-man said simple Simon "what have you got there?"
Unto Simon said the pie-man, "pies, you dick 'ed."
WHY?!
Why do I live in a lead lined fucking box?! I swear to fucking Satan that this is the only house in the country that doesn't get 3G, has no wifi and just generally neglects all modern technological fucking needs.