Friends ; "If I were a guy... did I just say IF I were a guy?" -chandler (friends)
Look at me, I'm chandler. Could I BE wearing any more clothes? -Joey Tribianni, friends
Grandma's chicken salad... - Joey Tribianni, friends
Epic Monica: I gotta go water Pete's plants. You know what? If he's gonna break up with me, maybe I won't water his plants. Chandler: Well if he's gonna break up with you, maybe Joey and I should water his plants, if you know what I mean. Joey: Or... ha, ha! We could go over there and pee on them! - friends
Walls Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to tear them down. - anonymous
