Can Nobody Take A Joke? Last night at work i leave a note in reception for the people this morning. The note. The joke note said. "coppertop (resteraunt) phoned, there's a dingo in the kitchen" I come in today. The supervisor is livid at this. Who done it? Has a list of suspects etc. That in itself is a joke. Idiots

Overheard a conversation recently about cruise ships and the recent tipping over of the Concordia, or whatever it was called Woman said to a fella who had a cruise planned that he won't be wanting to go in his cruise anymore after what happened, he said he wouldn't. And she replied "oh well, it's just a risk you'll have to take" Hang on a sec. It's a risk? I missed the bit where he was going skydiving. Crocodile wrestling. Swimming with sharks. All these retired people on cruises. They're the real risk takers

A woman I'd never met this morning asked if I knew. Ronnie. Ronnie who runs the buses. Why would I know him? And what made her think I would?

When we go on holiday. We turn EVERYTHING off. But not the fridge? Why? Because its cold it can't catch fire? Why??