African Man An African and an English man are walking on a bridge with a river underneath it. The two of them need to go for a piss and decide it would be good fun to see which one could piss the further away in de river. They both walk to the edge and start relieving themselves. The English man: " I definitely win look how far mine goes!!!" The African: " yeah you sure win but how cold is the water man! "

Lol When you write lol in a txt when you are chatting and there is not even a smile on your face...

Who Am I Maybe I'll never be anybody but there is one thing I know for sure, nobody will ever be me, I'm unique...

Happiness Happiness is that feeling you have when you look back on your #life, doesn't matter how old you are, and an uncontrolled smile appears on your face. If it doesn't then it's time to change it.