Deck The Halls Drench the halls in gasoline. Fa lalalalalalalalala. Light a match and watch it gleam fa lalalalalalalalala!

Jingle Bells Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, over fields we go, smashing into trees, the snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, now I'm in the hospital with stitches in my head! Oh! Santa clause Santa clause how much do you weigh? I'm glad I'm not a reindeer that has to pull your sleigh!! Hey!

Miranda Do you like Miranda Hart? I do like I do like very much!

Good Character. They told me you had been to her, And mentioned me to him. She gave me a good character, But said I could not swim! From Alice in wonderland.

If I Or He. If I or he should be involved in this affair, You must promise, to set us free, Exactly as we were. From Alice in wonderland.