Punctuation Let's eat grandma! Let's eat, grandma! Punctuation saves lives!

Hanging There was a blonde and black that where best friends and the blonde is sick of her #life and decides to hang herself whilst the black is out shopping and when the black gets back she finds the blonde hanging from the ceiling by her waste and asks her what she's doing and the blonde says "I tried to hang myself from the neck like other people but that hurt to much"

Lol There was an English, irish, scotish and French men on a plane that was crash landing and needed to loose luggage so they all went to the door and opened it so the scotish man shouted " for scotland" and jumped out. The same happened with the Irish man but the english man shouted "for England" and pushed the French man out the plane