Earrings If god wanted you to have holes in your ears you would have been born with them, the same with a tattoo and other piercings.

My Little Kitten Tiny little kitten as cute as can be, But your paws are to small and your tail is to wee, You chase me round the kitchen all day long, No wonder I can smell a sweaty pong, You eyes are sneaky, your movements so quick, You won't be safe with my brother because he's so thick. My kitten Moët inspired me to write this #poem she is the cutest thing in the world.

A Sigh Of Relief Everyone in this play script is posh(this story takes place in a comfy living room) ( and nanny is doing some knitting) Thelma walks into the room Thelma: OH GOSH I THINK IT'S BROKEN Nanny: oh miss Thelma what ever is the matter ,come sit yourself down and nanny will see to it Thelma: don't touch it don't touch it the pain the agony the embarrassment of it all Nanny:I'll get you a nice hot milk it'll calm your nerves Thelma: oh thank you nanny what ever would I do with out you Nanny: (aside) die of over work wouldn't surprise me Thelma: what was that nanny? Nanny: I said its a strange quirk of fate surprise me how you done it Thelma: well it's a dangerous thing sport and leisure even at the country club Nanny: I thought you only went there for the leisure didn't relies sport came into it Thelma: oh nanny you have no idea Nanny: so go on tell me how you did it this time Thelma: it's silly really I don't like to say Nanny: oh go on you can tell nanny Thelmah I can't Nanny: can Thelma: can't Nanny: will Thelma: well if you put it like that nanny.......I um.... slipped Nanny: SLIPED! Thelma: yes nanny......getting out of the jacuzzi....... Nanny: And that's how you broke it!!!!!!!!!!!! Thelma: (tearful) yes Nanny: best phone for Doctor Jones then Thelma: No No best phone Miss Pugh Nanny: Miss Pugh the manicurist? Thelma: Yes nanny I've broken a nail (nanny sighs)