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Vertalen   13 jaren geleden

Proper Retirement It's nice up here, the people are nice, there's no crime and I don't think I'll ever be sad again. I miss everyone though. Sometimes I get lonely but this place is quite the distraction. Days feel like seconds here, it feels like nothing bad will ever or has ever happened unless you count the fact that I'm dead. Heaven's nice though.

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    Trojan Horse A woman was on her way home from work in the car. It was dark and she was driving down a deserted road with nice houses on the right and a park on the left. There was something in the road it looked a bit like a trolley but as she got closer she realised it was a pram. Cautiously she got out of her car to investigate. Nothing was in it so she shrugged her shoulders, moved the pram, got back in her car and carried on driving. As she checked her mirror she saw a white van behind her. She couldn't see who was driving but it started to follow her. After about five minutes of turning left and right to try and shake it of she rang her boyfriend and asked him if he could wait outside the house for her because she was being followed. She parked and so did the van. Her boyfriend came and let her out of the car, they walked over to the van. The driver opened the door and stepped out. He was about six feet tall, he had an unshaven face, with sunken blue eyes and was wearing what looked like a duffle coat. "Sorry if I scared you" he said. "But when you got out of your car to check that pram". There was a short pause. "someone got in". A car door slammed they all whipped around to see someone running holding what looked like a knife.

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      Why Me? There was no one left, no one but me. Come to think of it why am I the last person on earth? Come on god! I've never done anything evil or twisted, nothing that was really even that bad unless you count that time when I stole James' watch. But that's nothing compared to 9 11, the holocaust or even when those guys at school beat an innocent year seven that wouldn't give up his lunch money. Why is my #life so shit? I can't even repopulate.

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