Lost Keys I woke to find my keys misplaced, I must have lost them in my drunken race, Looking around the house at a healthy hour, I suddenly realise they may be in the shower, Looking without success, I try to think and regress, Hour upon hour I keep on raiding, But my keys keep still on avaiding, I put them in my coat as I walked in, But I could not find them after the gym, I tore the apartment apart with gusto, Moving couches and cushions rising dusto, Then all of a sudden I eyed my jacket, Giving it one more shake to hear a racket, All of sudden I hear a quick jingle, My keys were in the pocket all along!!! God I'm such a dickhead!! - ode about Vedat
Battleship Just saw the battleship movie!! So bad!! Was an insult to my intelligence to watch it!! I expect to see it in the dollar movie bin in around a month! And to think it cost $200 million to make, imagine how much world aid that could have given!! Pretty disgusting to think about!
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