Cell Phone
Hello cell phone that I adore.
Navigate me to the front door.
Your system is unique and like no other,
But you're annoyin me just like my brother.
I'm getting tired of you and your keyboard too,
But I realize something, just out of the blue.
You're my #life-line to my friends.
So when can I ever text again?
I've got insurance so you'll be safe,
In case I ever fall and crack your face.
