I'm older and wiser than you. Do as I say not as I do. (If you took that seriously then you're in the wrong place) I feel old here is it just for the young ones?
My wife came home from work yesterday and immediatley downed a pint of lager !
"Mmmm that was just like your cock" she said
" what really tasty ? "i said
no she laughed " it never touched the sides !!"
Rang the council today to see if I can have a skip outside my house. The bloke on the phone said you can do a fucking cartwheel around the block for all I care!