Knock, knock? Who's there? Lass.. Lass who? Lassoo, thats what cowboys use.

O - Q What did O say to Q? Dude, your penis is hanging out!

???? How long would it take a giraffe to puke? Hmm

iPad Yo momma so fat, she sat on the iPhone and created the iPad!

In My Little Choo Choo Train Jimmy had been naughty in class today so his teacher told him: "jimmy, go home and find out the first 4 letters of the alphabet" First, he walked into his mother who was cooking dinner and asked, "what is the first letter of the alphabet?" His mother replied, "oh, go away!" Secondly, he goes into his sisters room and she was listening to music and he asked, "what is the second letter of the alphabet?" His sister replied with "yeah yeah baby" Next, Jimmy goes into his father who was watching the darts on TV, and he asked, "what is the third letter of the alphabet?" his father replied with, "180!" Finally, he goes into his younger brothers room and asks, "what is the fourth letter of the alphabet?" his younger brother was playing with his toy trains and screams "in my little choo choo train" Next day, Jimmy went into school and his teacher asked, "what is the first letter of the alphabet?" Jimmy replied, "Oh, go away!" His teacher was very surprised and said, "do you want to go to the principals office?!" and jimmy replied "yeah yeah baby!" The teacher was frustrated and asked, "how many times do you want go there, mister!" Jimmy replied with "180!" and the teacher replied once more with, "and how are you getting away with all this?" Jimmy replied cheerfully, "in my little choo choo train"