Just Incase The World Doesn't End Meow motherfuckers So yeah, a whole lot about the world going to end sometime before the new year. The 21st of December being general consensus by what I'm hearing. I personally am totally resolved to the idea at this point, because like every other pessimistic individual on the surface of the earth, I just can't wait! However, just like every other pessimistic individual with his/her smug head up their arse, I'm aware of the importance of simply acknowledging every other fellow optimist (are you still with me) of the event as, well...fools. Anyways, point of this Opuss. Lets say to our (pessimists and optimists) 'surprise' the world in fact does not come to an end before the start of the new year, and every man in the world decides to forgo our secret plan of killing all women during the cataclysmic confusion that ensues as a result of the world ending events leaving only a couple hot chics (in which case dibs on @yas_k001, I mentioned this at 'the meeting' already); I say we just end it all ourselves. Now, not in a really gory or murderous way that includes the extinction of any form of #life in its entirety, but simply in a way whereby we all acknowledge the fact that we are bored of this continuing world (cos we are, obviously). I am personally tired of the effects of history on where I am today, the effects of billions of years of attempted documentation of #life events and bla bla. Tired of the Mayans, bored of the Aztecs, tired of Numbers, bored of BCs/ADs/00s/ 000s/ Milleniums and all that bullshit we've had no choice but to accept cos we met in a world that portrayed itself as building up to some big finale. So my idea....lets just end it all, by coming to an agreement as a world and saying "No matter what! This world ends in 2012!!, and there will be no 2013 just like whoever said" Now chill out pussies (get it?..lol), I'm not talking about any political/revolutionary style agenda here; I'm just saying once we go past December 31st, 2012, we simply count the next day as January 1st, 0001. Yes! Why not? Seriously though, why not? I don't mind anyone adding a NS (new start) at the end of the new year, you know just like we had AD/BC and stuff. Cos seriously, deep down we know we all crave that new start, or feeling like an old world has just passed. We will all then be happy, and see how this new dating system helps...heck in my little head it could even be the answer to world peace...(I am in fact deluded) But yh, that's my 2pence on the matter. Obviously just an unrefined thought I'm hoping we are all stupid enough to follow. Goodluck with age and birthday calculations after the new year.
