Cars!! Overheard today... Two young girls(17 or 18) at a road crossing... Talking about if they had a car.. "having a car is so good, you can literally go from one town to another"... Wow! Really? Why were we all not told this? We can literally travel from one town to another? What a modern age we live in! Next you'll be telling us that there are other continents to be discovered.... And that the#moonisn't made from Cheese!!!! ...... Sorry, I got very cold and wet today and so I'm in a very sarcastic mood...

I.... No5 An icicle (i-sickle)... A tool used by Apple employees to cut long grass.

I.... No4 An ident (i-dent) .... What's left after a prang in the Apple car park.

I... No3 An idol (i-doll)... A sex toy made by Apple.

I... No2 An idea (i-deer) .... A fawn owned by Apple.