Some Lunch For My Teacher!!! A poisoned blueberry pie! With just a slight hint of eye! A fried bat's wing, The oven goes PING! And a lovely tall glass of snot! Cat wee syrup, Eye ball ice cream, My teacher will definitely scream! But that's not it, oh no! The one thing that'll spoil the show: Smelly green sprouts are what I'll serve, And that's what my teacher deserves!
Some Books Some books should be tasted some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly Not 100% sure who this is by, but it's my favourite #quote and it's in a book I'm reading called Inkheart