Hey Guys I am back yaaaaaay

Hush Hush Hush! Hush hush hush! Don't pout or whine! Hush hush hush! Come on, it's time! Get to bed, get to bed, And rest your sleepy head, Hush hush hush Don't go so mad! You'll be glad, When you're not grumpy tomorrow!

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Some Lunch For My Teacher!!! A poisoned blueberry pie! With just a slight hint of eye! A fried bat's wing, The oven goes PING! And a lovely tall glass of snot! Cat wee syrup, Eye ball ice cream, My teacher will definitely scream! But that's not it, oh no! The one thing that'll spoil the show: Smelly green sprouts are what I'll serve, And that's what my teacher deserves!

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There Was A Young Girl From Peru There was a young girl from Peru, And she got her head stuck in the loo, She said "look at that! The loo is a hat! But it smells just a bit like a poo!"

Some Books Some books should be tasted some devoured, but only a few should be chewed and digested thoroughly Not 100% sure who this is by, but it's my favourite #quote and it's in a book I'm reading called Inkheart