#life As A Vampire Skullduggery Pleasant Fan fiction #life as a vampire is not as bad as you think, you know. True, we're not well liked but that doesn't matter when your in the pack. Of course, there's that little problem about turning into a bloodthirsty creature at night, but, really, we're always bloodthirsty creatures; it just only shows at night. At night i want to rip out people's throats no more than at day, just during daytime i have self control. At night i have none. But that doesn't mean you can't have fun in #life. At daytime we usually sit around waiting for the night to come. We look forward to the night; when we can let it all go and be free. Night, is what a vampire lives for. Of course, there are vampires that claim to be "civilised" but they are a disgrace to us all. Moloch and his gang have all of the negative sides about being a vampire, and none of the Best bits. They don't even murder the mortals! We true vampires escape at night, demolishing villages; and not one sorcerer notices, they don't care about mortal villages. We're growing undetected. We're not considered even a minor threat. They have no idea. Soon we will reveal ourselves. That will be our true satisfaction. #life as a vampire isn't as bad as you'd think. There's so much to look forward to. This was a skullduggery pleasant (my favourite book) fan fiction. I hope you enjoyed.