Hilariousness!!!! Chillin in pub with boyfriend... He decides to climb over back of the seat to get a drink n rips his jeans from front to back n tells me he has to go gone n chance because (music cuts off) he doesn't want a bollock popping out XD nearly peed XD

Am I Alone? 96 sleeps till Christmas!!!! (σ≧∀≦)σ heyl yeeeah!

Work time Blues My friend is leaving for uni soon n I'm staying to work so all the girls at work are having a big goodbye thing... (there started as six now only 2 left me being one) which is nice... Just they wanna party till dawn n we goin far away n sharing taxi... So I can't leave earlier now your thing oh what a party pooper! But no... Those other girls have nothing to do Saturday so they can party till dawn and sleep till dusk- not me! I'll have to party to dawn... And get to work for 9... Unfortunately here cuz it's close to winter now dawn is... Sickeningly close to when I need to wake up... Woe is I? Anyone? Pity party? No?

Play-doh Magic! Jim: so 2/3rds play-doh, why not make yourself taller? Me: the last 3rd just makes me extra squishy... Jim: that sucks... Me: if you push my shoulders down my hair grows though!

When You Don't Read Things Properly... Jim: So your Palestine? Me: Yes I'm 2/3rds play-doh! Jim: Palestine... Not plasticine...