The Best Christmas Of All #adventchallenge You've made this place so cosy, The chesnuts are slowly roasting, It barely seems a year since I left The snowmans on the telly, A stash of mince pies for santa's belly I think this Christmas will be the best Because I asked for and got the best present of all, I asked for and got the best present of all! She took me back on the twenty-fifth of December! She said "Why I let you leave I can't even remember!" She took me back on the twenty-fifth of December, This year's Christmas was the best of all! So she pours the sherry, I pour the wine, Together we have the merriest and drunkendest of times We spend Christmas together, Lock out friends and family members, This Christmas is just for two, This Christmas is for me and you! Because I asked for and got the best present of all, I asked for and got the best present of all! She took me back on the twenty-fifth of December! She said "Why I let you leave I can't even remember!" She took me back on the twenty-fifth of December, This year's Christmas was the best of all! We cook the dinner, just us two The turkeys dry, the sprouts are too It's all been a massive disaster, but it doesn't matter Christmas can't come any faster.. So soak the mincemeat, Hang up the decorations, Turn on the TV, give the queen joke salutations, Because this is the Christmas I don't want to ever have to see end... Because I asked for and got the best present of all, I asked for and got the best present of all! She took me back on the twenty-fifth of December! She said "Why I let you leave I can't even remember!" She took me back on the twenty-fifth of December, This year's Christmas was the best of all! This year's Christmas was the best of all! This years Christmas was the best-of-all. (it's Christmas!)

Give Me A Chance Forget tales of campfires Give me Tarmac, Grit and lust I don't know if I love you, I could but is it just... We're both in the wrong Boredom and beer pong I need reality, I need to get back to real #life Stop pretending my thoughts are free from fear and strife I've romanticised you, I'm in way over my head I wish I could cut you off, but my thoughts turn to you every night whilst I'm in bed Give me a chance, just one more chance! I know you've given me thousands already I need romance, I need romance! But I've never been one for taking things steady You criticise me, At every waking chance you get I'm not surprised really, There's a thousand pounds that I am willing to bet That today will be worse than the last Forget it love, this guy's future was way in the past I need nostalgia, why won't you reminisce with me? But only for so long, my thoughts have to be back for tea I've romanticised you, I'm in way over my head I wish I could cut you off, but my thoughts turn to you every night whilst I'm in bed Give me a chance, just one more chance! I know you've given me thousands already I need romance, I need romance! But I've never been one for taking things steady Why can't I just leave her alone? Every night on the telephone A new argument, a new death I'm crying a new tear with every breath Forget tales of campfires Give me Tarmac, Grit and lust I don't know if I love you, I could but is it just... I've romanticised you, I'm in way over my head I wish I could cut you off, but my thoughts turn to you every night whilst I'm in bed Give me a chance, just one more chance! I know you've given me thousands already I need romance, I need romance! But I've never been one for taking things steady

Driftwood We'll journey to Corran Sands Run to the waves hand in hand Feel the sands between our toes I know we'll be fine. We'll go back to Corran Sands tonight We'll relive a fine time So you, you rest your head on my shoulder I'll stroke your hair We'll sleep on a bed of driftwood Times like this these days are rare Let's go to Corran Sands Let's go to Corran Sands Let's remember Corran Sands...

Monsters On The Moor (Reprise) When the stars align And the churchbells chime She'll flee with her red hair flowing Fighting against the wailing wind blowing To escape the monsters stalking her on the moor. The#moonwon't light her way Her mind will tell her face fate Brethren will gather as she staggers through the heather To get back to her lover's side She'll collapse on the Glen In the hidden valleys of the highlands And when she's half-dead Out of love and not fed That's when they'll get her, the monsters on the moor. Her heart, they'll take her heart Sacrifice it to the gods above Her brain, they'll take her brain Eat it, her knowledge feeds their lust Race to her, help her back limping on your shoulder Hold her tight, her mind will fight The monsters on the moor For the monsters, They are not there. The moor, Does not exist. The brethren, Little more than whimseys The monsters haunt her head The monsters haunt her bed Hold her close, prevent her lashings Hold her close to her bed

Redwood Larks Come with me my dear To the hills with the dalmatian snow We'll spend many a happy noon Listening to the Larks of the Redwood Fells Turn back time with me my dear, Remember the travelling fayre? (wooah-ah) The way you smiled as you brushed away your messed hair Lye with me my dear, Lie to me on redwood hill. Deceive me again, Leave me again, To the larks of redwood hill