Strange Excuses For Not Doing Your Homework 1: Aliens from outer space took it in order to see how the human mind works. 2: I didn't want to add it to your already heavy workload. 3: My little sister threw up on it. 4: I lost my homework fighting a kid who said you were the worst teacher in school. Our eating has stopped working so we had to burn it to keep warm.

Doctor: Your pulse is as steady as a clock. Ayden: Maybe it's because you are feeling my wristwatch!

Art Joke =) I bought a painting from a junk shop. When I got home, I took it to the Antiques Roadshow and asked the expert what he thought of it. He said, "The good news is the it is a genuine De la Wantini, over 100 years old. The bad news is that De la Wantini was a plumber." Makes me laugh everytime =D