Cherry crush There are some things I will miss about Clyde academy... things like macaroni cheese and chips, and Skype pudding with custard, and staring at the back of Ryan Clegg's neck in art class. There are also things I won't miss, like maths tests and school stew, Kirsty McRae. I won't miss Kirsty McRae at all... she and all her friends drive me crazy. They all have it... perfect hair with fancy highlights and perfect school uniform, the cool kind that comes from TopShop on Buchanan Street. They get good grades, they're popular, the teachers like them, the boys love them.

The mourning dove Jack: hello this is Jack speaking. (Anxious) Doctor: Hi Jack this is doctor Marshall. (Mumbling) Jack: What's wrong. (Scared) Doctor: Well I'm sorry to tell you this(Stumbling) it's Lille she's passed away unfortunately.