Never got round to composing anything. Been a while... By 'while' I mean months. Working on fictional shorts atm. I hope it'll be worth it.

Huh... A group of unicorns is known as a 'blessing'

Opposites Attract Girl: why do ugly guys keep talking to me? Me: hey, opposites attract. *notices me, smiles* Girl: well not in this case... Me: touché

For My 40th Opuss Bro code article #40 Should a bro be stricken with engagement, his bros shall stage an intervention and attempt to heal him. This is more commonly known as a 'bachelor party'.

Yes Or No? *me vs girl at the uni shop* Girl: would you like your receipt? Me: ye- no Girl: no? Me: yea Girl: yea? Me: no, okay hold on..I said "no", you said "no?" so I said "yea" to your "no?" yes to your no, plus times minus...so... No. (cont'd...) Girl: what? Me: I do not want the recei- oh you're printing it already, cool.