Wanna Be What I wanna be The only person I wanna be is me But why Why can't I be The person that I think I should be Just 'cause I have to get a job Does that mean I should be over the top Beyond, beyond, beyond the limit I don't want, don't want, don't want To be constricted To one, to one, to one Existent thing Yeah I'll be busy But you don't have to worry About me I wanna be a singer I will build some architecture I wanna be an artist I will be a consultant Nah I'll be a shooting star up in the sky You can watch me fly so high I wanna, I wanna be What I wanna be The only person I wanna be is me But why Why can't I be The person that I think I should be Just 'cause I have to get a job Does that mean I should be over the top Beyond, beyond, beyond the limit I don't want, don't want, don't want To be constricted To one, to one, to one Existent thing Yeah I'll be busy But you don't have to worry About me Give me a chance I will be the the morning sun I will be the one who brings you up I won't let you down I'll be the face on the billboard all over the tooooown, the town, the town, the town, the town What I wanna be The only person I wanna be is me But why Why can't I be The person that I think I should be Just 'cause I have to get a job Does that mean I should be over the top Beyond, beyond, beyond the limit I don't want, don't want, don't want To be constricted To one, to one, to one Existent thing Yeah I'll be busy But you don't have to worry About me (about me, about me, about me) about me

I Like You When I think about you, I'm smiling When I don't, I'm not When I see you, my head starts reeling When I don't, my heart seems to rot I like you I hope you know I like the way you do My love can warm you, like a winter coat So give me a chance I won't let you down Just watching you do your dance Turns my frown upside down.

Buttitches A kid named Buttitches had his first day at a new school. When the teacher asked what his name was he said "Buttitches". The teacher said "tell me your name." "Buttitches." The teacher said "if you don't tell me your real name then you're going to the principle's office." "Buttitches!!!" When he got into the principle's office he asked "what's your name?" "Buttitches." "Tell me your real name." The principle said "Buttitches." The principle said "if you don't tell me your real name you will have to leave." "Buttitches!!!" As Buttitches was walking home he got hit by a bus. Everyone in town gathered around his body, his mother, his father, the policemen, and the firemen. Buttitches' Mother said "Oh my poor Buttitches!!!!!" Then everyone in town said "then scratch it!"

La La Land With the pain in my head The feelings that I dread Coming through I must confess, I'm sick of you Reaching deep into my heart Though I can't bear being apart You grant me with the memories Your ability to put me on my knees Since I'm in la la land I see us holding hands in unity I don't think there's such thing as la la land 'Cause if there were than, I wouldn't be so sad, be so sad oh, be so sad La la land oh La la land La la land oh La la land With the pain in my head The feelings that I dread Coming through I must confess, I'm sick of you Reaching deep into my heart Though I can't bear being apart You grant me with the memories Your ability to put me on my knees Since I'm in la la land I see us holding hands in unity I don't think there's such thing as la la land 'Cause if there were than, I wouldn't be so sad, be so sad oh, be so sad La la land oh La la land La la land oh La la land La la land oh La la land La la land oh La la land ~Original By Jon Englert