I like words. Tell me more about the smell of new tennis balls, peeling stickers off fruit and why using courier font makes everything you write seem important. Or not, it's up to you, I'm easy.
News Revealed: Ed Milband's Secret Millepede Shoe Tying Army Shame
Daily Mail Comments Genuine comment posted on the Daily Mail site, about the guy who climbed The Shard: 'Typical American. Coming over here committing crimes other layabouts think is *cool*. I bet he's on benefits. He should get a job.' I particularly enjoyed the fact this person is incapable of knowing when to use either 'is' or 'are'. Wow.
Emoticons Emoticons are the word equivalent of those electric muscle convulsers chubby people stick on their flab while watching TV in an attempt to 'tone up'. They're for people so lazy they can't be bothered to type.
