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Hello You. Hello you Hello me Hello us Hello people.
...Think... 1. What is yesturday's tomorrow and tomorow's yesturday? 2. You are riding an elephant. To your left is a pony, infront is a fire engine and on your right, is a drop. You are going round in circles at 3mph. What is occuring? 3. A cleaner was doing their usual job in the mansion they cleaned. 2 hours into the job, they became rich beyond their wildest dreams whilst polishing ornaments. What ornament did she polish? 4. I start at birth. Every human's got one. I can be cruel, or kind. I bring love or hate. I end at death. What am I? Answers: 1. Today 2. You're on a roundabout. 3. They polished the genie's lamp. 4. #life. By ELla brIGg
Me I am me. You are you. We are we. Us is us. We are all the same. In different ways. But all that matters is that we all belong to ourselfs.
Should've Gone To Specsavers An old woman had a cabbage patch in her back garden when one day an elephant escaped from the zoo, and found it's way into the cabbage patch. The old woman had never seen an elephant before, and didn't know what one was. She also didn't know that they had a trunk. She called the police and stammared ' There's a very large, grey animal that has two tails and appears not to have a head. With one of tails it is picking up a cabbage and... Well, stuffing them up it's backside!'. The man on the other side of the phone didn't quite know what to say, so just blurted 'should've gone to specsavers'
