The Goblin, The Horn And The Elf One day there was a goblin called bilbo he went around, with his satchel filled with horns all different shapes and sizes, bursting elves ear drums with his horns. One day a elf called brandon took 2 pairs of ear plug and put 1 in and 1 in his pocket. When Brandon found Bilbo he ran around him saying " ha ha, your a fat ugly goblin, ha ha" bilbo got frustrated and reached into his satchel and pulled out a small horn but before he could use it Brandon quickly pulled out the pair of ear plugs from his pocket and went to put them in. Bilbo reached out and snatched the plugs out of his hands an through them away. Bilbo blew as hard he could but Brandon just laughed so bilbo pulled out a bigger horn and blew it as hard as his little lungs could and still brandon's response was " ha, pathetic" About 10 minutes later bilbo had got to his biggest horn, it was twice as big as him, he took a long deep breath in and blew the horn as hard as he could, Brandon replied " still nothing" " arrrrrrrrrrrrr my ears !!!!!" shouted bilbo. Brandon opened his eyes and took out the ear plugs and said " not that you can here me but thats what you get for trying to burst my ear drums" A week later bilbo came out of hospital And he through out all o his horns and he never did it again THE END

Power Power is a privilege Power is a responsabilaty Power to be used carefully not to be abused To have no power u feel useless To have no castle u feel like a peasant

Power Power is a privilege Power is a responsabilaty Power to be used carefully not to be abused To have no power u feel useless To have no castle u feel like a peasant

Roses R Red roses r red Lemons r sour Open ur legs and give me an hour Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain 10min of pleasure 9 months of pain 3 days in hospital A baby wid no name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never would have happens if the rubber hadn't tore!! Sex is like maths You subtract the cloths Add the bed Divide the legs and pray u donut multiply Roses r red Grass is green open ur legs and I'll fill u with cream Sex is evil Sex is a sin sins r forgiven so stik it in U opened it so ur cursed for 5 years if u doing reed the entire thing Roses r nice violets r fine I'll be the 6 u be the 9 Eat me Beat me Bite me Blow me Fuck me Suck me very slowly if u like it Doing be classy Use ur tongue and make it nasty

Jingle Bells Dashing thrugh the snow, on a V8 wondersled, crashing into trees, coz I am off my head,been smoking Santas pipe, a dozen beers or more, im heading to the red light zone to get my self a whore, oh jingle bells, jingle bells Santas smoking weed, mrs clause is on the floor shes over dosed on speed, blitzens fucked, all the elvs are too there tripping off there heads, if Rudolph snorts another line that twat will end up dead!