Limerick
There once was a man from Ealing,
In his stomach he had a terrible feeling,
But the sign on the door,
Said don't spit on the floor,
So he looked up and spat on the ceiling!
Nantucket
There once was a man from Nantucket,
Who kept all his cash in a bucket,
but his wife named Nan,
Ran away with a man,
And as for the bucket, Nantucket!