16, love writing jokes! Comedy and skiing is my life. Write most of my work in my fortress of sleepitude.
Titanic Why was the titanic sad It just had a sinking feeling
Labour My wife went into Labour the other day I said "Mind out for that creepy Miliband fella"
Cutlery What do you say to rude cutlery? Go fork yourself
Neck wear Why is neck wear usually cheap? Because it's always scarf price
Boris Johnson Did you hear Boris Johnson's trying to win a competition for best condiment in the Capital? Apparently he's running for Mayo Of London
