Counting Words Did you know that the average Englishman uses only 5,000 different words in their #lifetime? Winston Churchill apparently used 15,000 and the average opusser uses 20,000, all of which are beautiful.
Beer One day Paddy is walking along a street in Dublin when he finds a brass lamp. He rubs it, and, what a surprise! A genie pops out. This being a joke Paddy is immediately granted three wishes. Without hesitation Paddy asks for an everlasting bottle of beer. He gets the bottle, has a sip and when prompted for his other two wishes Paddy instantly asks for two more.