Riot The petrol bomb flew through the window of the police car, blowing it to pieces. Men in hoodies and balaclavas brandished weapons, from baseball bats to assault rifles. Flames were all around, the screams of men and women as they fled the chaos or were attacked were horribly apparent. The riots had come to England's capital city. Tower bridge was lit up in spectacular orange and red as flames and rioters alike swarmed around its base. The London eye was left solitary and abandoned, it's glass pods smashed. A crowd of policemen ran for cover in a hail of bullets and battle cries, clearly helpless. A man was knocked flying as someone swung a knuckleduster at his chin, his companion shot and tossed into the Thames. But the real horror was witnessed by one man as he stood on the south bank. He knew it had happened. The end had finally come for Britain. He watched as, in both physical and mental senses, the houses of parliament fell.

Be Prepared!!! No pen at school means you don't do work. No work means no good grades. No good grades means no gcse's. No gcse's means no A levels. No A levels means no uni. No uni means no job. No job means living on the street. Living on the street means death!!!!! So always bring a pen

Thanks I just wanted to say thanks to the people who follow me! Cheers guys.

Awkward... My girlfriend walked in on me blow drying my knob the other day. She said "what the hell are you doing?" When i look back on it, warming up your dinner was probably the wrong thing to say.

United And City Pub Joke A man walks into a pub with a large crocodile on a leash. He says to the barman, " do you serve city fans?" The barman replies: "yeah of course." the guy says " great. I'll have a pint, and a city fan for the crocodile."