LIFE #life would be a lot more fun and interesting if we lived it backwards. I mean, you start out dead and get that out of the way. Then you wake up in an old peoples home feeling better everyday. You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, and then you start work, you get a bottle of wine and a party on your first day. You work for 40 years until you are young enough to enjoy your retirement. You party, enjoy #life until you are ready for High School, complete that. You then go to Primary School, become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a baby until you are born. And then you spend your last 9 months floating in luxurious spa-like conditions with heating and room service on tap, larger quarters everyday and then Voila! You finish off as an orgasm!

#life. A bird was flying south for the winter when he froze and fell to the ground. A passing cow then shit some steaming dung upon him. The bird realised it was thawing him out so he began to sing because he was happy. A nearby cat heard the bird, dug him out and ate him. #life lessons: Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy. Not everyone who helps you out is your friend. And when you are happy, keep your mouth shut.

I Don't Give A... I googled "who gives a shit?" my name wasn't in the search results...

<3 Just when the caterpillar thought the world was over, it became a butterfly.