#life "#life's so short why spend it asleep?"

My Trip To Iceland I am at the airport and have had an amazing week can't wait until tomorrow though as we are getting a puppy a hunt-away to be precise just like my pic can't wait!!

If I Were Pretty If I were pretty would someone care, Would they treat me like I was there. Would I suddenly exist, Would I really be missed. Maybe I should run away, They never notice me anyway. Maybe I should stay, They will notice me another day.

Purple Joke One purple day in the purple universe there was a purple galaxy and in the purple galaxy there was a purple solar system and in the purple solar system there was a purple planet and on the purple planet there was a purple country which held a purple kingdom and in that purple kingdom there was a purple palace there was a purple throne room there was 3 purple thrones and on those purple thrones sat a purple king a purple queen and a purple princess and one day a purple dragon flew to the purple kingdom and into the purple palace he blew some purple flames and kidnapped the purple princess and took her to his purple lair now the purple king and queen weren't very happy about this so they called upon a purple challenge that whoever bought back the purple princess would revive one million purple pounds one purple day a purple knight came and said he would save the purple princess from the purple dragon. So he got on his purple steed and rode down the purple street out of the purple kingdom across the purple fields through the purple river over the purple mountains up the purple hills and into the purple dragons purple lair only to see the purple princess on the purple floor he quickly stabbed the purple dragon in his Purple Heart with a purple sword he scooped up the purple princess onto his purple steed and rode out of the dragons lair down the purple hills over the purple mountains through the purple river across the purple fields into the purple kingdom up the purple street and into the purple castle the purple king and queen were delighted and gave the purple knight one million purple pounds the knight was so happy he threw his purple sword into the purple air and it landed in the purple princesses Purple Heart. The purple king became very angry and summoned the purple jailer so the purple jailer walked out of the purple dungeon up the purple stairs and into the purple throne room and the purple king told the purple jailer to throw the purple knight in the purple jail so the purple jailer took the purple knight out of the purple throne room down the purple stairs and into the purple dungeon the purple jailer took his purple key put it in the purple lock and twisted it and said to the purple knight "indigo"

Time Of Despair As I walked back to my sweet little home I heard it the sound of hatred the feeling of despair and sense of unhappiness my stepmother had upset my precious father oh I hated her so much! I walked in and saw father on the floor I ran to him oh he looked so forlorn. "What has she done to you this time farther?" "Nothing dear" he replied but I couldn't believe him he was always lying about that I know the only reason he had married her is so I grew up with a motherly figure but she had no liking for me either. As father left for work at the sweetie shop my step-mother set me to work making dinner whenever father wasn't here she treated me like a slave I did everything, tidying, cooking even brushing the evil woman's hair! I had started to make dinner and then remembered that I had forgotten to make the beds I ran upstairs but SHE had already beaten me to it she started to tell me that I was a disaster then she remembered that I was on my second chance and she told me "I was never to be seen in this house again!" She gave me bread and cheese and a few other bits just so my father didn't get to angry (but he would anyway he loved me with all his heart) I put on my boots and changed into some clean clothes grabbed my bag with all the stuff I would need and trudged out of the house and into the world leaving everything I loved behind. I went out into town and as I passed my fathers sweet shop I looked longingly at the sweets, took one last look at his face and carried on down the road. I sat down on a bench and took out my favourite book called 'the nightmares dream' and shed some tears when I thought of how my REAL mother had read this book to me. I took put another thing the bookmark in the book was my step mothers credit card I had learnt the pin so I could use it! I went to the local B&B and got a room for 7 days and 8 nights with a breakfast, lunch and dinner each day! The landlord watched me and came up to me and asked me where my mother was and I said at work he didn't look like he believed me but he was a kind old man and didn't stick his nose in my business. I stayed on at the B&B and found a job as a waitress at the local cafe everything went fine until I saw the sign. One day as I walked down the road I saw a notice up saying LOST GIRL, DEVASTATED FATHER £500 REWARD. There was a picture of me up there to I ran back to the B&B and hid myself up in the attic hoping no one would find me. I stayed up there and one day the town policeman came up and took me home my father thanked him and took me indoors i looked around and guess what? The evil, foul, horrid woman was gone!!!