Love You can't make somebody love you You can only stalk them and hope for the best

The Boy Who Blocked His Own Shot - Brand New If it makes you less sad, I will die by your hand Hope you find out what you are; already know what I am And if it makes you less sad, we'll start talking again You can tell me how vile I already know that I am I'll grow old, start acting my age It'll be a brand new day in a #life that you hate A crown of gold, a heart that's harder than stone And it hurts to hold on, but it's missed when it's gone Call me a safe bet, I'm betting I'm not I'm glad that you can forgive, only hoping as time goes, you can forget

Zombie Confusion If a bear attacks you, play dead. But... If the dead attack you DO NOT play bear: It confuses the zombies. -Kevin Smith

However vast the darkness we must supply our own light. - Stanley Kubrick

I got thrown out of ikea today. Apparently 'scatter cushions' is not a command...