Democracy Beyond the blasted mountains and the broken banks of brook I saw a steel eagle with my nightmares at it's foot. It screeched across my hometown, It screamed for me to be it's friend, It burnt liberty in to our hearts and minds, then caged us at the end. "The key is to be free at heart, to know peace in every breath!" The key is to accept the cell and know silence in your death. So vote, vote with all your right and might and vote to live free! And when you vote remember that it was never once for me. My home turned glass in raging flames and fragile now to touch, Tread lightly lest you crack my world and liberate me too much. I cannot stand the sunlight if it blinds me from the facts, That the people that this war has freed are never coming back.

Worst Joke I've Written All Day What do you call a dog underwater? A sub-woofer.

A Self-involved Limerick There once was a #poem on a site, Full of words but they all read so trite! The third line was the worst, twice as bad as the first, but the last one was actually alright.

AntiComedy An Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman all walk in to a bar. They had a lovely afternoon and carefully navigated their ways around several humorous cliches and national stereotypes.