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Well I am a late twenties veteran and small business owner. So needless to say I am a bit of a dreamer who spends more time in the clouds than the ground.

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Translate   13 years ago

Lumpy Farts A boy asks his teacher "do farts have lumps?" "Of course not Johnny" she replies. "Well then I just shit my pants."

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    Translate   13 years ago

    Fart Lumps A boy asks his teacher "do farts have lumps?" "Of course not Johnny" she replies. "Well then I just shit my pants."

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