#depression Ephemeral and oozing lamentable tears. I fear you like the night fears the sun. Like man fears the hooded reaper. Nowhere are you to be found but everywhere you seep into my being. Pores flush with trauma and the phobia of #life itself. To return is not an option, Only to remould and retire. Like the pauper at the door I shun you but likewise you return hungrier than ever. How should I be rid of you beast?

Things That Make You Go Fk Only 10% battery remains.

Ode To Steak Oh beautiful slab of enticing protein, My heart lusts for your medium rare umame, Pink in theirselves and middle of luscious softness, Why do you tempt me so oh foul temptress of tempting things? Look I just like steak ok.

Superman I love superman. But not in a gay way. That shit would hurt.

Thought A pc is a mac with an extra chromosome.