That *awkward* moment when your phone goes off in that silent moment, in French at school. And it turns out to be your stupid phone provider advertising their greatest deals. (Why would they need to send me a text advertising new phones, when I just bought one off them?!)

Our future generation's greatest challenge, will be to find a username that's not already taken...

Grandma's Jumpers - By Giovanni “Spoz” Esposito #greatpoetryshare It was a lovely jumper, Grandma, Just the kind that I like to wear, A chunky knit, that’s a baggy fit, The kind that makes passers–by stare. It may have been the lobster you’d sewn on the front, That drew all the smirks and the sneers, Or the zombie’s face you stitched on the back, That nearly brought children to tears. I love the way the sleeves were uneven in length, At first, I didn’t quite understand Why the left one was shorter than the right one… Simple really …it was easier to hold your hand. You’d wisely dropped stitches all over the place, Mother said you were losing the plot, But I knew that those holes had been put there on purpose, To make sure that I didn’t get too hot. I refused to believe that your marbles were lost, I knew you were brilliant and clever, I just wish you’d have found a knitting pattern, Grandma, That would have knitted your #life back together. Giovanni “Spoz” Esposito ~~~~~ All rights and legal stuff go to the poet as I did not write this. Nevertheless, it is one of my favourite #poems that just makes me feel warm inside, despite it being kinda sad, whenever I read it, if that makes sense! I've been meaning to share this for a while, but I've never really got round to it, so yeah... Enjoy! @boblikescheese ;D

Happy Pancake Day, Everyone! Flip those pancakes! (I love lemon and sugar, or chocolate spread and cinnamon on mine!) @boblikescheese ;D #shortbutsweet #pastmybedtime

Me = Doofus My glasses are covered in Sellotape right now. They're broken. I accidentally sat on them. They were my favourite. I can't find my spare pair. *facepalm*