Police Report:: Two men talking: 1st Man: why are u so sad ? 2nd man: my wife got lost. 1st man: than why don't u report this to police. 2nd man: hell no!! Last time when my bike got lost i report it to police they found it and used it for a week and returned back to me.

Candy Crush Saga:: At hospital: Fat Man: doc! U are such a liar..u told me that playing game would help me to lose my weight. Doc:: wht.. Ok tell me which game do you play? Fat man : i play candy crush saga on my mobile .

Jokes: A man came home late at night after a party. His wife yelled:: how would you feel if you don't see me for two days? The man couldn't believe his luck. He said, that would be great. Monday passed and he din't see her... Tuesday passed.. He din't see her.. On wednesday his swelling became better... And now he could see her from the corner of one eye.

Adult Jokes:: Man and woman having sex, man pauses for awhile during sex. Woman :: wtf!! Why did u pause? Man:: shh!! This stuff is good, i learn this from pornhub, and it is called buffering..

Smile In the exam : Complete the sentence: Early to bed , early to rise........ I wrote:: I'm sure this man has no interest in his wife .