It's annoying when the socket is too far away from your bed for you too reach across. Ends up with you having to get out of bed to charge your phone. And then you can't use it when it's charging. Bed time hell.

Potassium People say 'k' in texts, but I don't understand why. They are not the kind of people I would think that would want to talk about potassium.

Before the Internet was around, masturbation must have been a horrid task.

Challenge Number 1 Of The Day This morning, during a shower, I realised I had made a vital mistake. I had forgotten my towel, and it was in my room. This may not sound so bad, but the situation I was in makes it so much worse. I was staying at my mums friends house, with my mum and my sister. So there were 7 girls in the house, and 2 boys, I'm one of those boys. Also, the room I am staying in is the furthest room away from the shower. What could I do? Except run across the hall, absolutely naked, for about 10 metres, dripping wet. I heard a sound I did not want to hear, a door opening. It was the girl, my age. She saw me naked. Horrible. But, there was a plus side to this story, we had sex for 2 hours.

My friend just told me I was childish. There he was wearing his Ben 10 t-shirt.