As Uni is almost over I can't stop thinking about how bored I'll be in the next three months.

When I'm Living In A World Of My Own Gettin' high and watching "Alice in Wonderland" (1951) is like skipping naked in a field of dandelions on a sunny day.

I've always been a nerd at school. People would make fun of me because I liked to read books. Now I make fun of them for living with their parents and working at McDonalds.

The Reality Of Friendzone Yes, I do play video games, I am reasonably hot. I cook, clean, I'm a brilliant business woman and it only takes me 20 minutes to get ready. I like to take care of my boyfriend and be the best girlfriend possible. I enjoy sex and I'm happy to do it regularly. I always chose nice guys over bad, and friendzoned only the dicks. I have NEVER put on a duckface in a picture. I am educated and intelligent. I speak several languages and travelled the world. So let me tell you this: WE DO EXIST! Stop chosing all the bimbos with fake tits and plastic hair and then complain how ALL women are such bitches. Only a frustrated man would go for something cheap, because he can't do any better. It takes a real man to find an intelligent, sophisticated and distinguished woman and keep her.

Work Ethics - Graphic designers Rule nr. 1: Try to be as creative as possible. Rule nr. 2: NEVER do something you hate. Rule nr. 3: Put 110% into every project you make. Rule nr. 4: Always have big dreams.