Dan In a small small street. In a small small house. Lived a man named Dan. He drives a white van. He eats beans out of the can. He is also a football fan.
Clouse There was a young flea named clouse. He lived somewhere in my house. Nobody knows where. Probably in my dogs hair. The young little flea named clouse.
Sparta A woman walks back into her house from a night out with her friends. She is a little bit drunk so she stumbles up the stairs. When she gets to the top hat husband comes to meet her. A little bit drunk she grabs hold of his shoulders and said to him" how about we remake a scene from any movie right here right now."the husband replies "any movie." "yes " the wife said. The husband smiles and at the top of his lungs he screams " THIS IS SPARTA" and kicks his wife down the stairs.
The Bar A man walks into a bar, well actually that's not strictly true...... He ducked before it hit him
Distractions Sometimes I get so distracte......bunny
