The Man In The Disco I was at the disco when I saw a man dancing he had really shiny shoes and when he danced he put his shoes on the ground and above his shoes was the lady's scurt and the man could see the lady's nickers because the lady nickers would shine on the man shiny shoes and he would know what was colour of the lady's nickers

Do Something In Your #life "Try to do something in your #life " because when I was a little boy I was rubbish at maths rubbish at English the only thing I was good at was being bad ass and of course making love "so try to do something in your like you don't want to be like me working In mac donould. See what I mean I am rubbish at spelling

The Slow Snail I was sitting in my bedroom when somebody knocked on my door it was a snail I picked up the snail and I threw it as far as I can. then 3 years later somebody knocked on my door it was the same snail.