The Problem With School My last post was posted 17 hours ago. The post after that was posted 7 hours ago... No one posted ANYTHING (in the jokes bit) for 10 hours. Isn't #life miserable enough without making people wait 10 hours for a joke. I would have posted but I was at school. Oh. That's where everyone else was, as well.

Ridiculous Morning Ritual Wake up at 5:43 and go back to sleep. Wake up at 5:51 and go back to sleep. Wake up at 69 and try to stare at clock till 6:10 but it never changes. Go back to sleep. Wake up at 7:34 and jump out of bed cos you're going to be late and don't have anymore time to wait for the numbers to get even!!

Anyone can be cool, But awesome takes practice. And the natural ability to be awesome. Obviously.

Lazy. Whatever you can do, I can do...later. Probably.

Mondays were meant for moping. Tuesdays were meant for testing. Wednesdays were meant for wishing. Thursdays were meant for thinking. Fridays were meant for finishing. Saturdays were meant for sleeping. Sundays were meant for smiling. So be thankful for all your days.